
Here in England the snow and ice has put a halt to my usual schedule. The cold weather started a week or so before Christmas.
Just before the New Year dawned, we were getting low on food. My hope was, that shopping could be resumed as soon as the snow cleared a bit. On the last night of 2009 I tried to be resourceful by making a pizza from scratch.
I dug deep into the pantry looking for ingredients when my boys "stuck in a thumb", and pulled out - a tin of Anchovies.
When you are six, discovering that an Anchovy is a little salty fish which has travelled all the way from Spain, can be pretty exciting. I showed them the word " ESPANOL" stamped into the base of the tin.
On their insistence, I duly planted a single anchovy tiddler onto their pizza slice.
Having served it up I waited.....
"Mum, we don't like them - Anchewees are Toooo salty!"
(Yep, just as I expected.)
I tried to regale the virtues of fish, by telling them of their great grandfather who had laboured in building the East Lancashire road. He had claimed that his compatriots had all wilted and died along the way; but the oil in the sardines he'd ate kept out the cold and kept him alive.
Later, as we lay in our warm beds, the New Year was welcomed in by more hardy individuals who noisily braved the Arctic conditions. (Sardine-eaters no doubt.) Next door's dog (Jack), amused himself by barking at fireworks for the best part of the night.
Next morning at breakfast Matthew told me; "I don't like Spaniels!"
"Oh, is that so?" I said, thinking he was referring to Jack's canine -Karaoke session the previous evening.
"Did the neighbours dog keep you up with his barking?"
"No!" he scolded,"...I don't like them on my pizza!"
(I was glad that hangovers on New Year day were a long-gone part of my past.)
"Ah, you mean Anchovies...from Espanol?"
"Yes mum...."

With the cosiness of Christmas holidays too soon over; January the sixth, had us trudging schoolward, through the snow. Stepping off every kerb plunged us ankle deep into troughs of cold black water.
The festive lights which had glowed like warm coals through the gloom of winter streets had mostly been taken down now.
John shared his thoughts; "God likes to make snow for kids, but this time I think he has made a bit too much!"
"Why does God make too much snow?" Asked Matthew.
"God never makes too much snow, " I said "It's always the right amount."
"Maybe the fields needed it to improve the soil for crops."
It was difficult to answer all the usual questions and give regard to the safest places to step.
As far as I could see the pavement was littered with footmarks, impressed clearly like letters on the base of an anchovy tin - and just as smooth and slippery.
An elderly couple struggled past us; I watched as the lady lost her footing and glided sardine-like toward a garden fence. I imagined that sequined evenings in the ballroom flashed through her husband's mind as he intervened with a tango hold.
"Lord help us!" she exclaimed her face pale with fright.
I wondered if that was the first prayer she'd said for a little while....
So, now I have the real answer to why God seemingly makes "too much snow" sometimes...as a "fisher of men" he's ingenious!






























